Sam: Good afternoon. I see the assassins have failed.
Rose: Yes, we had a long talk over coffee. They feel under appreciated and want more hugs.
Sam: Tell them I'd be willing to negotiate some increase in PDA's.
Rose: They said they want a Build-a-Bear and four tickets to Barbara Streisand
Sam: What?!? Who do you think I am? The queen of America?
1 comment:
And the great part??? All true.
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