And now many of you sit in great satisfaction, shock, surprise, sadness, amusement, amazement, or indifference.
*Laughs to self*
And all the little hairs on the floor lay crying...
Now I must begin thinking of responses to everyone's anticipated ensuing comments.
Shorn,
-Sam
8 comments:
Ideas for ensuing comment responses:
*Well there was this lawnmower...
*There was this mugger, with hedgetrimmers?
*I was getting these really bad headaches,you know?
*Well, I work at a sheep farm...
*My friends took an offering for my barber bill.
*Yeah, my toupee caught fire and i haven't replaced it yet.
Don't be paranoid. You look nice
You could always use the excuse I use... as Melissa stated "my hair got so heavy I had to cut it to forgo the migraines."
Who gave you the trim?
Dear Anonymous,
I shall not disclose the name of the murderer.
Love,
Sam
It was Joe
So melodramatic... I'm thinking O Yeah!!!
I am an anonymous, but do not enjoy the same anonymity as the other anonymous. I must admit to some feelings of anomalous anonymity. I am afraid it could potentially lead to anomie.
I'm out of words that start with "anom-" and I would hate to have to look something up in the dictionary...
Oh, wait! I have one! (I shall use it for my signature)
Affectionately,
Anomalops
Out of our friends, who likes alliteration and would like to appear annonymous? Hmmm... I'm sensing a D... but surprisingly, it isn't for dope...
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