Friday, October 17, 2008
Stimulant
I overdosed - ingested 880mg of Caffeine in a 14 hour period this morning. In order to complete the large amount of homework and research paper due today, my drug of choice was caffeine. It worked well - enough to get me through. And now 22 hours later I am being told to go to bed. I was sick all morning with an upset stomach, with urges to vomit. It is a sickening feeling when you body is trying to shut down, but your brain will not let it. Rest assured, there are consequences. αποθνησκω!
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That's dope.
Hahaha, get it? Dope...as in drugs....get it!?! Hahahaha...... *sigh* That was rich.
Words that start with "D"
Dude, it's dumb to dispatch your disposition due to your deplorable duty. Deciding directly and decisively to discharge all your daily grind will demenish your disquiet. Dictum: drink decaf.
Dwayne
Did ya' wonder why I picked "D"? Lol. Soon to follow: "R"
Unfortunately, I'm not quite as alliterative as dear Dwayne. Your little caffeine overdose made me think of Marvin and Tomeka and their caffeine overdose. I was going to include their dialogue, but it's too good to transcribe it, so you should just listen to it sometime (The Mailman Cometh). It's definitely a classic.
Well hang in there Sam. Take a day of rest, and drink lots of fluids (WITHOUT caffeine :P), and make sure you get some laughs in this weekend. Ok - enough advice from me!
So, a)Meghan stole my comment (Dope.. and that is rich) but whatever you may think it is NOT dope to overdose.
b) Who supplied caffeine pills in the first place DWAYNE???
c) I hope you got lots of sleep and learned more than what your oodles of hw taught you
(Angelically) Somebody forgot to teach Mel that it's rude to point fingers...
So, FYI, I did the same thing... I took 2 pills at the same time, not so smart! Just to forwarn you, you prolly won't get any sleep for a few days! :( I think I lasted 48 hours on 1 hour of sleep.
I am told from very reliable sources, it's like taking speed! So, if you start to get that woozy feeling, just hang one leg off of the bed, and the room should start to come into clear focus! : )
As my dad said... I hope that tonight as you can't sleep that you think about what you did while I sleep the night away. (well... I'm up all night as well so that one doesn't work! lol) But seriously, I hope that you get better quick!!!!!
Your nurse friend from up north :)
Um, (thinks desperately for something both original and clever)
Yeah, uh, what they said!
(Nailed it)
*Cough* - It's MEGAN - *Cough, cough*
What? Fingers? I was so pointing with my lips per the PNG custom
I thought you were one of the smart kids. Sam, if you get a chance sometime ask Phil Collingsworth just how long his hospital stay was after a similar experience. Back in the old days it was called No Dose.
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