Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Sam's Helpful Tips

How To Save A Doughnut When It Falls On The Floor

Step 1. Don't panic (Often the hardest step)
Step 2. Quickly reach down & gingerly pick it off the floor (Emphasis on quickly)
Step 3. Inspect doughnut for contamination (Dirt, hair, dust)
Step 4. Blow doughnut off (Must be done with good strong blast of air)
Step 5. Act as if nothing happened (They call this nonchalant)
Step 6. Continue enjoying your doughnut. (No worries, right?)

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Thanks for the advice. Made me laugh

Alanna said...

I'm smiling and chuckling. It seems that you may have personal experience in this intricate matter of picking up dropped doughnuts. :)